Please excuse my absence last week, but I had a good reason and some excellent advice. In the future, if you would wish to refrain from breaking your tailbone, do as follows: When encountering an unseen cat at the top of your stairs, just step on it, they have 9 lives, you only have one ass. Moving along…
So what have I missed? I see the Flyers are playing on Saturday against Pittsburg, the Eagles have a new head coach, and a little thing known as pitchers and catchers is in about three weeks. Okay, enough about that, this isn’t a sports article.
Ahh…Hollywood is starting the season of showing itself its own appreciation, small golf clap for that. But I do have a question about the Golden Globes, and if someone could answer it for me, I would be much appreciative. Pardon moi…but why was P. Diddy there? I didn’t see bottles of Ciroc on the table. Is there a show in which he stars in that I am unaware of? Don’t even tell me Honey Boo Boo was his idea! ;p
To be quite honest, this year is starting out slow, and that’s probably a good thing. Nothing significant or “newsworthy” has happened, except for some mindless thing I saw advertised briefly on CNN. Now what did they call it? The Presidential (and I use that term loosely) Inauguration? I think it would be much more fitting to call it “Goodbye America” or “I Live in America and All I Can Afford is This Lousy Tee Shirt…Made in Japan.” ;D
Oh come on, you can laugh Obamicans, no need to pout. Just a little shot in the preverbal ass. Don’t be so quick to draw any judgments against me. No need to break out the big guns. Okay, please tell me you all get the joke because I have nothing else up my sleeves, except my arms. ;P
Now remember Flyers, the puck goes INTO the net, not around it. GOOD LUCK!!!!