bitchin homes

Why own one NoLibs townhome when you can own six?

A NoLibs townhome community if on the market. If quantity over quality is your definition of bitchin, then read on. This place is for you!

A Northern Liberties townhome community is up for grabs. The six individual units combined include 12,257 square feet, 25 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms. Individually, they really aren’t all that bitchin’ actually. There’s oak cabinetry, gold light fixtures and dirty carpet, but what’s quality when you’ve got so much quantity, right?

A word from the listing agent:

Amazing investment opportunity in Northern Liberties! This 6 home townhome community can be resold as individual townhomes or kept in your rental portfolio. The first unit (A) is a fantastic corner property with 5 bedrooms and 4 baths, not to mention two of the bedrooms are ensuite. Unit A includes features such as a large living room, rear patio, security system installed, washer and dryer on the 2nd floor, fans and wall to wall carpet in the bedrooms and tons of natural light. The rest of the 5 homes are much like unit 4 (D) with 4 beds and 2.5 baths and have features such as security systems installed, bar top in kitchens, a powder room on the first floor, large closets and full basements (unit E has a crawl space). The cap rate is 7%; the annual income for these properties is currently $15,575, and the expenses are only $7,842! Each unit also comes with 2 car parking in the rear. Located in a prime location in Northern Liberties, these units are too good to pass up!

So, snatch up these condos and make the rest of us your tenants. Now, that’s bitchin.

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