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What’s more Bitchin’ than your own custom-designed townhome?

These Artisan Townhomes are a "unique opportunity" for sure, but as we all know that can be a really good or really bad thing. Thankfully, this opportunity is the really special kind.

When a listing agent presents what they call a “unique opportunity” it can mean one of two things. Your “unique opportunity” is odd as in buying a home that hasn’t been touched since the 70s. That’s surely unique. Or it can mean the opportunity is special as in buying the shell of a home and getting to customize it to your specific needs.

Thankfully, the latter is your “unique opportunity” with this week’s Bitchin’ Home. You may or may not have noticed the brand spanking new row homes in the Graduate Hospital area. These are touted as Artisan Townhomes and each of their 5,400 square feet are fully-customizable.

There are some staple design items, though, like an elevator from the basement to the roof deck, oversized 2 car garages, and a Chef’s Kitchen including a Sub-Zero refrigerator, six-burner Wolf range, externally vented Wolf stainless hood, Wolf Microwave, Asko dishwasher, and Miele coffee maker. In addition to your custom touches, the property is gated and each townhome has it’s on video surveillance system. Hardwood floors, 10-foot ceilings, and whirlpool tubs will also be included in your purchase.

There aren’t any photos of the exact unit, naturally, but here are some from other Artisan Townhomes.

Can’t you just imagine your own personal flare in these light-filled, luxury townhomes? The $2.3 million base price is what it must cost to get exactly what you want.

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