We are thrilled to hear that our finest Mayor was chosen to speak at the Democratic National Convention that will take place in Charlotte, NC. Not because it’s a great opportunity for the city of Philadelphia to stand up proudly for our Mayor. Rather, we know that Nutter is no wordsmith and the quotes that will be ticking along the bottom of cable news channels will produce quite a chuckle…or a gasp. Either way, it’s nice to know that brown-nosing the President…and his wifey…actually paid off. Who says he’s not a dedicated hard worker?
Mayor Nutter turned into a bit of a cop killer bully this week threatening the murderers with some bone chilling promises.
“We’re going to be on them like white on rice,” he said. “Citizens now know what they look like. We have that image that came out yesterday. Someone knows who these individuals are.”
The Made In America festival is right around the corner and the optimistic mayor is promising few traffic problems for motorists…until August 30th when shit will hit the effing fan. Ok, so we added the last part. But, the Mayor’s office did release some details about the street closures, construction, and clean-up that will undoubtedly effect motorists in the area. I hope we can all remember that we wanted this festival and stood in the streets that morning to snap photos of Jay-Z. Remember that when you’re temped to give someone the finger or are late for brunch.