Not even kidding. 12 real human teeth for sale on eBay.
I’ll bet every prankster just sat up a little taller. Learning that buying real human teeth is even possible much less available right now gets my most conniving juices flowing. A tooth in the spaghetti, a tooth in the bathroom sink, a tooth in the chip bag…endless possibilities, people.
Now, in the defense of the eBay seller, he is selling these teeth with the best of intentions.
I have for sale 12 real human teeth used for medical/science training tools. They are 100% authentic. Please look at the pictures because these are the exact teeth I am selling.
Is anyone out there brave enough to inquire where in the world he originally got the teeth he’s selling? Are they his? Or worse, are they someone elses. Is that worse? I can’t rightly tell in this moment.
Apparently, the going rate for 12 real human teeth is $40. Considering I’ve heard kids these days are getting as much as $5 a pop from the tooth fairy, I’d say this is a steal.
Wonder how much that whole jar of teeth in the upper left corner of the photo would set me back. I could find a great way to use each and every one of them.
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