The local news is flooded with the same story; the trial of SanDICKsky. Well I’m not going to waste my time on some nauseating scumbag who, by the way, looks like he doesn’t even brush his teeth. But I must admit that I will pay attention if they report on what happens to him when he gets locked up, in fact, I hope 20/20 goes behind the scenes and records just exactly what he encounters when he innocently tries to take a shower.
We are all well aware that it’s flipping hot as Hades outside. Shocking, that’s like saying it’s freezing in January. Do what you need to stay cool and hydrated, and for God sakes people, do not leave your pets in the car just so you can go grab a pack of smokes. I witnessed the aftermath of a woman whose dog was stolen from her convertible as she went into Wawa. Strange thing was not that the pooch was stolen, but that it was a Chiuaha, who the hell wants to steal one of those dogs? But still, sad just the same.
If you’re heading down to the shore (please don’t), use your brain on the Expressway/Parkway. I have seen some ridiculously preventable accidents in my travels. And road warriors beware, Metallica is playing in AC this weekend, there’s going to be a new breed of drivers on the roads.
So I’ll keep this short and sweet and to the point. Life is too short to be absorbed in the wickedness of others. Learn from their mistakes and protect yourself. Have fun in what you do, whether it’s reliving your head banging days, or infesting the beaches and bars. Take your time and remember that you will get where you need to be, when you need to be there.
And have your pets spade and neutered.