It’s clear that this person is letting go of the past, tired of holding on to reminders of her single and pathetic life, and ready to forge on without those demons in her closet. For sale on eBay in Philadelphia is a lot of 20 formal dresses. Some have the tags, some don’t but were still never worn and others have had their time in the limelight. They range is size from 0 to 18…an indication of how long their owner has been living with that guilt of always being the bridesmaid and never being the bride. Poor thing.
So let’s help her. Let’s get these old things off her hands once and for all. Her prince charming is out there somewhere and she needs to make room for that one, great, white gown that every girl dreams of. These mostly Pepto Bismol pink gowns have got to go!